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Crust: Original Crust, Gluten Free / Size: Slice, 12”, 18” / Shape: Round or Square

dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, ‘roni grease ranch, potato chips

classic jersey pie. nj tomato marinara, dry aged or vegan mutz & evoo. toppings extra

steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust

spicy marinara, fennel sausage, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, caramelized fennel, pecorino

cracked black pepper, garlic cream sauce, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, burrata, pecorino, evoo

mochiko fried garlic & butter hawaiian north shore shrimp, calrose sticky rice, dry aged & smoked mutz, aloha sauce

noah’s ark NC-17 9. meats no substitutions, marinara, ravaged by mutz

french onion soup extra caramelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyère cheese, parsley

SJ Smokehouse 8 hour smoked baby back ribs, honey stout bbq, smoked mutz, smoked ranch, crispy onion
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Bacon vodka sauce, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, extra crispy smoked bacon, bacon grease ranch and...more bacon!
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sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickle, caramelized onion

Jamaican beef patty mac-n-cheese stuffed pizza, golden butter crust, scotch bonnet & curry ranch

The most famous pizza...ever. Now available everyday. Yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! With over 1 BILLION views on social media, this one is a must-have!

black sesame, garlic & chili fried chicken or c’flower, dry aged & smoked mutz, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion

waffles, buttermilk fried chicken, smoked bacon, dry aged & smoked mutz, habanero hot honey

sesame crust, thai-satay fried chicken, jalapeno, mutz, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch

vodka sauce, dry aged and smoked mozzarella, then topped with fuckloads of extra crispy double baked ‘roni, & of course topped with a generous swirl of homemade ‘roni-grease-ranch. Never heard of that...well we invented it so now ya did!

8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti

sesame crust, choose protien, spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, pecorino, ricotta, basil

pink vodka, smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mutz, pesto ranch

Buffalo chicken mac-n-cheese, smoked bacon & the coolest ranch

buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, coolest ranch, blue cheese, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, celery

beer battered fried chicken or cauliflower, honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar

dry aged mutz, chopped romaine, grilled chicken, smoked mutz, chimichurri caesar, crouton dust, pecorino

shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mutz on garlic bread crust

chipotle mac-n-cheese, dry aged mozzarella, queso oaxaca string cheese, cilantro

a whole f%cking burrata on every slice nj tomato pink vodka sauce, dry aged mutz, basil, pecorino, sicilian & long hot chili oil

truffle cream, cremini mushrooms, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, salted ricotta, fresh parsley

roasted corn, string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilies, cilantro, queso cotija

sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mutz & tb style paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro

pink vodka sauce, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fresh basil, pecorino

PICK YOUR VESSEL: OG AC ROLL, SEEDED ROLL, BURRITO WRAP, GLUTEN FREE, OVER FRIES

mexcal marinated ribeye or chicken, chipotle sauce, fried onion, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & mexican string cheese. Or make it vegan!

wah gwaan, make ‘dis bamsee shake! jamaican beef patty chopped cheese wid scotch bonnet an’ allspice beef, curry onions, scallions & curry ranch PRO TIP: ADD DAT WIRI mutz sticks
pull-out game STRONG on this one! bone-in short-rib, sharp smoked white wiz, caveman sauce.

rice noodle, pad thai satay chicken, ‘shroom or ribeye, cilantro, peanut, sriracha ranch, smoked mozz, sesame

beer battered bird, honey stout bbq, smoked bacon, mozzarella, cheddar, fritos

lemon pepper parm: buttermilk fried chicken or cauliflower, lemon pepper sauce, fresh mozzarella, pecorino & parsley

chicken cutlet, creamy tomato soup, melted muenster, smoked bacon, crouton dust

french onion cheesesteak. french onion soup caramelized onions, shaved ribeye, gruyere cheese, parsley

mf is baaad... 8 hour passover brisket w/ bubbie’s gravy, goat cheese, jalapeño, babushka beet horseradish sauce, smoked mutz, crispy onion

jumbo lump crab, grilled chicken, bayou butter, garlic, melted fresh mozzarella, parsley. local tip: ask us to “slaughter-it” - we’ll make it w fried chicken & add bacon

steamed lobsta, garlic aioli, bayou butter, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt

creamed spinach, salted ricotta, fresh mozzarella, crispy onion, seeded roll

tikka masala fried chicken or cauliflower, fresh mozzarella, green chutney, cilantro, seeded roll

fried chicken, the coolest ranch dressing, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, fresh mutz, potato chips

house parm sub. burrata straciatella, short-rib meatballs, vodka sauce, smoked fresh mozzerall, basil, pecorino, toasted seeded roll. Can be made vegan!

shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh mozzarella on garlic bread

nashville fried chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, dill aioli, purple slaw

The definitive hot italian sub. soppressata, spicy copa, mortadella, fresh smoked mutz, crispy onion, calabrian chili spread, sicilian dressing, toasted on a seeded roll

smoked turkey, garlic aioli, arugula, tomato, fresh smoked mutz, lemon vinaigrette

calabrian chili, massive deep fried spicy sausage, smoked mozzarella, fennel

mochiko fried garlic north shore shrimp, sticky rice, smoked mutz, aloha sauce

chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, soppressata, arugula spring mix, fresh & smoked mozzarella, lemon vinaigrette

choose fried chicken or cauliflower, serrano, cayanne & guajillo buffalo fried chicken, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery

ribeye, mashed potatoes, fresh mozzarella, garlic & herb gravy

sesame roll, shaolin garlic & chili sesame oil fried chicken or cauliflower, szechuan ranch, nori, smoked mozzarella, scallion

shaved ribeye, sharp white wiz, grilled onion, calabrian chili spread, fried long hots. Make vegan with grilled seitan & vegan wiz

TRIPLE FRIED! ;)

plain jane skin-on and delicious. side of garlic aioli

buttermilk ranch, smoked bacon, mozzarella

chipotle sauce, roasted jersey corn, string cheese, jalapeño crema, cilantro, queso cotija

ridiculous amounts of 6 melted cheeses

serrano, cayanne & guajillo buffalo sauce, aged & fresh mozzarella, shaved celery

jumbo lump crab, bayou butter, fresh mutz, fresh garlic, parsley

garlic & herb gravy, fresh mozzarella, parsley

chipotle sauce, refried black bean, roasted corn, string cheese, pickled jalapeño crema, cilantro

CHOICE OF: REGULAR, BONELESS, OR NAKED (GF)
INCLUDES: BLUE CHEESE or RANCH, & CELERY

bayou butter, parsley

Lemon pepper, pecorino, parsely

serrano, cayanne & guajillo buffalo sauce, shaved. celery

honey stout bbq, crushed fritos

pad thai satay, cilantro, crushed peanut

sesame seed, shaolin crispy garlic & chili, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion

chipotle sauce, cilantro


romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing

romaine, roasted corn, black bean, grape tomato, string cheese, cilantro, tortilla chip, smashed avocado, pumpkin seeds, spicy mole sauce, pickled jalapeño crema dressing. choose: grilled chicken, steak, mushroom

arugula spring mix, sicilian soppressata, smoked mutz, grape tomato, chicken cutlet, lemon vinaigrette dressing

PICK YOUR VESSEL: OG AC ROLL, SEEDED ROLL, BURRITO WRAP, GLUTEN FREE, OVER FRIES

Jamaican patty golden crust & Wiri Wiri peppa‘ fresh mutz Wah Gwan Curry Ranch dipping sauce

BE-HIVE® vegan garlic & herb mutz w/ vegan pecorino & herb GF crust Vegan Ole Chipotle Ranch dipping sauce

creamy mozzarella, jersey italian crust

flamin‘ hot mutz & hot cheeto crust

cacio e pepe mutz, pepper & pecorino crust

smoked mutz, smoked pecorino crust

black & white truffle mutz, truffle panko

chimichurri mutz, crispy garlic & chili crust

one of each, 6 sticks total *seasonal, gf, unicorn & satan not included

2 mil scoville!black carolina reaper mutz, charcoal ghost crust

creamy mozzarella, jersey italian gluten free crust

Mike‘s Hot Honey® Fresh Mutz & Mike’s Hot Honey® caramelized crust Mike’s Hot Honey dipping sauce

3 hand battered chicken tenders w/ honey mustard dipping sauce

CACIO PEPE: spaghetti, pecorino, mozzarella, pepper crust | STONER: ditalini, buffalo sauce, bacon, mozzarella, dorito crust | GOOD-OL’ BALLS: macaroni, cheddar cheese, pretzel crust